1.19.2010

BERLIN STREET ART



This is Tacheles. The history is pretty interesting. Currently it's a squat full of artists in the middle of some of the most expensive real estate in Berlin (though there have been talks of eviction for a while now). I think it's kind of romantic...




These next few are all things done by Blu. Check out the last video I've posted here for what I would probably consider the coolest thing I've seen by him.




Making of:


Berlin 2009

Making of:


MUTO by BLU:

1.18.2010

BERLIN: MUSEUM MECCA

Berlin has some...er, a lot of great museums with lots of old stuff!

From The Pergamon Museum:
The Ishtar Gate and Processional Way


An old Roman structure


Roman mosaic of Orpheus

Greek Stuff!

...like Athena!

Another view of the Pergamon Alter...I still don't understand how it's in Berlin! It's a mystery.


From The Altes Museum:
Crypt of a Roman General



Try to translate this, Classics Majors!


From The Neues Museum:





Bust of King Tutankhamun. Thanks for telling me all about him, Mr. Beechtree (Ha, just kidding, everyone thought you were drunk...is this slander? eh, I doubt anyone is paying much attention.).
Queen Nefertiti. The Neues Museum also houses what is arguably the most famous bust of Nefertiti, which Wikipedia deems "iconic." We weren't allowed to take pictures of that though...too famous for amateur photographers.

HISTORICAL BERLIN

Remnants of The Berlin Wall, near Check Point Charlie.


Memorial for Peter Fechter, near Check Point Charlie.

The Berliner Dom with the Alexanderplatz TV Tower in the back.

Memorial for the Victims of War and Tyranny


Humboldt University

The Berlin Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe



The Brandenburg Tor...this photo is probably more famous though...



Sorry--most of this stuff is probably pretty boring unless you're actually seeing it with your own eyes, plus most of the photos aren't that great (just blame it on the awful weather conditions! Although, in all fairness, it would probably be equally accurate to blame it on my inability to effectively operate my own camera!). But I promise, it was all very interesting, beautiful, harrowing, etc. (apply these words where appropriate).

BERLIN WEEKEND

I spent the last few days in Berlin, centered around seeing Panda Bear(!) and Pantha Du Prince at Hebbel Am Ufer for "Life Is Live." I stayed here the first night and here the other nights.



After a couple days there, I actually started to feel like I could (almost) find my way around (!!).

It was cold though. Snowy, too (See this photo for evidence!).

1.17.2010

REIS HAFER FLAKES



MMM!

1.14.2010

BERLIN

I'm finally back in Berlin.

1.11.2010

KIDS ON HOLIDAY

Are you waiting for me?
At the end of the airport
I'm off buying our tickets
Auteur in hibernation
But I'm feeling impatient
We were late for departure

And the smell of pajamas
Is what makes me feel frivol
There are minutes for sleeping
But we didn't have minutes to spare

So you're feeling sleepy
Sympathize with the retard
Being held by his mother
She's got spit in her napkin
And she's pushing him that way
Like the stench through the men's room

And it's making you nauseous
Where the hell have I got to?
There's a boy who's a Krishna
And he thinks you look pretty
Well, he's eyeing your stockings
He's got books to help you with your life

But there's no need to worry
This is just a vacation
It's not permanent leaving
Every kid gets excited
When his parents are yelling
They ordered a Lincoln
And they received a compact
And there's fat nuns and tenors
Who are blocking departure

Till I'm birthed from their vulvas
And I kiss you and hug you
Do you remember our forfeits?
And you shout at the platform

Here we come mister airplane

Please, Please, Please, Please
Try, Try, Try
To enjoy your roots
Have some fun, fun
Kids on holiday


1.05.2010

ELLA SCHULER





I spent the first day of 2010 flying to Topeka, Kansas to visit my dad's 112 year old grandma, Ella Schuler. Over the years I've found ways to mention Ella's awesome longevity in most every conversation I've had so if you're reading this it's likely that you already know all about her. Currently she's the 23rd oldest person in the world.



1.04.2010

HAPPY NEW YEAR, YOU ARE MY ONLY VICE